Canalside Players present Five Alarm
Written by Canadian playwright Kristen Da Silva and directed by Jessica Sweeny
A fairground in Killaloe, Ontario is home to the annual Wayne Rose Memorial Chili-Cook Off, where Killaloe residents come each year to compete for the honour and the cash prize. Ava Rose wants to win her hometown chili cook-off after years (16 to be exact) of failing to nab the top prize. Before the day is over, childhood secrets will be exposed, blood will be shed, a pot of chili will be tossed, and another sabotaged. If Ava can piece together her father’s missing five-alarm chili recipe and keep her assistant from maiming herself, she is sure to finally take home the trophy, cash prize and most importantly — the prestige of the annual Memorial Chili Cook Off named for her father Wayne Rose.
As the sauce simmers, bitter rivalry, mystery and zany comedy come to a rolling boil in this hilarious play!
Be part of the opening night gala on Friday, April 4. Cocktails and finger foods will be served from 5:30 to 7 p.m., followed by the opening night performance of Five Alarm. Cocktails will be provided by NB Distillers, wine and beer by Niagara College School of Culinary Arts. Food provided by Karen’s Catering, vegetarian options available. One complimentary beverage and charcuterie cup with each ticket.
Regular performances begin Saturday, April 5, at 7 p.m. The Canal Bistro will be open for beverages and snacks, and door prizes will be drawn at every performance.
Event Details
- Opening Gala:
Friday, April 4
Cocktails and finger foods 5:30 to 7 p.m.; performance 7 to 9 p.m. - Gala Tickets: Members $22; Non-members $25
- Regular Performances:
Saturday, April 5 at 7 p.m.
Sunday, April 6 at 1 p.m.(matinee)
Friday, April 11 at 7 p.m.
Saturday, April 12 at 7 p.m. - Regular Tickets:
Members $17; Non-members $20 - Welland Community Centre
To purchase tickets
- Online (tickets.canalsideplayers.ca)
- 905-735-1700 x4000
- In person at the Welland Community Centre

Special thanks to our sponsors:
“ This funny, heartwarming and spicy comedy by Kristen Da Silva will fill your bellies with laughs and remind us of the triumphs, challenges and joys of being human. Small town shenanigans, warm hearted fun with extra zing abound in this Five Alarm Chili cook-off competition.”
~Nicky Anderton, director